1.Llamas are awesome.
2. Tibet should be free. Don’t get me started.
3. Albie I cant really defend him to be honest, I have no idea what shes talking about. But heres are some turkey dinosaurs
4. ‘Eggs are a useful source of protein, iodine and essential vitamins and are almost indispensable to the cook’. The BBC wins.
5. I will personally come round to your house and pat you on the head if you can tell me the colour of her floor. This one I cant really defend, the Floor-drobe is where its at.
7. At this moment she is wearing a white collared shirt, sparkly jumper, pink dip dyed hair, pink velvet shorts and she looks hilarious. 10/10, circus ringmaster hilarious. Velvet is my life.